worthy of a second look

this is a list of some things that make me look twice, whether with a smile or with a 'wth?'

* extremely bow legged people
* a good looking man or woman
* grown people with braces
* gorgeous shoes
* ice cream
* people with long toenails
* girls with moustaches
* guys who look like girls
* people taking the bus in head to toe name brand
* drivers picking their nose
* girls with trashy weaves
* street preachers
* pregnant women
* men that look pregnant
* cute children
* good looking parents with ugly children
* street performers
* freakishly tall people
* midgets with big behinds
* men that look like pedophilles
* couples making out
* people that look like their pets
* people unashamed of God
* very black skinned people in black clothing
* white people with 'i didn't feel like washing my hair' dreads (see above picture)
* unibrows
* babies that look old
* women who don't wear their size
* men with womanly hips and broad shoulders
* white people in winter jackets, shorts and sandels
* obese people eating obese food

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have you ever been walking down the street....

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

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thoughts on my toilet

i wonder if there are any baby alligators/crocodiles getting ready to jump up.

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