cute is for the dogs pt 2

so where was i? oh yeah! 

dude was 18 years old.
mind you, like i said i love younger guys, because i love how i feel when i'm with them. i've been accused of very rarely acting my age, and i don't look my age either, so it just kinda makes sense to be with a younger guy. but i must admit, 18 to my 26 is a bit much. and also this youngin turned me off *cue keri hilson*

men, here is a side note... in most cases, women do not like men who beg them to be with him, nor one who tries to convince us why we should be with them. it's just not hot. poor chad missed that memo. after telling him that he was just too young for me, and i couldn't and wouldn't date an 18 yr old, he proceeded to try and convince me as to why i should date him. *eye roll number one*. and he pulled out all the stops, i know i heard him throw in "and you can teach me what you want me to know", all the while reminding me that i'm "hella cute". apart from us having really good conversations, the time he spent keeping me company in the mall food court was filled with 'pleases' and 'come on's'...um excuse where am i going? bout come on.

and if that wasn't bad enough, in slimes his friend *eye roll number two*. i was surprised when he came and sat beside chad, because up until now, groups of little boys have been walking by blowing kisses at me and bumping into things twisting thier neck to look at me, but this bold fool caught me off guard, and then he opened his mouth...
friend- "excuse me, sorry for interrupting, but i've been watching you for a bit and i just wanna say you're really cute. i saw you talking to my friend here, and i was wondering can i get your number?"
me- *mouth wide open* " umm, no"
friend- "really? why not? what's your name?"
me- "not interested"

really? are you serious? and he's your friend?
i couldn't comprehend the level of disrespect that just took place in front of me, and then i thought to myself, why am i surprised? this is what i get for messing with younger dudes, that was no different then the stalkings, the beggings, the tantrums, the plain immature stupidity....  sigh.

moral of this story: never tell a grown woman she is cute! sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, yes. cute no. cute is how we describe dogs and babies and pigtails.

i know i'm missing the real moral of the story which would be: don't mess with younger guys. but we all know that will never happen....hi, my name is lamoi and i date younger guys.