iphone and lcbo bags
>> Thursday, February 11, 2010
below is a text message convo between me and my girl aneta, i love her to death, and as you read on, you'll see why. please note, i have kept it as authentic as possible.
aneta: omfg i'm sitting here on the train and there's a guy sitting beside me, and he drunk and he's holding an lcbo bag and he turns to me and goes "i'm dusty don't touch me" omfg i almost puked when he said that his breath reeked and i can still smell it when he breathes omg kill me now like out of every seat on the train he had to sit in this one
omfg i'm using my scarf as a face mask and fighting off anxiety attacks
omg...please breathe! we need you! can you change seats?
i swear i'd pass for a somalian with my dark hair, my tan and my face gear
lmao @face gear
lol no the train is full
wow! your life for the next few minutes offically sucks a big toe
i think he's sleeping, i don't wanna look tho
no, he may surprise you and his breathe may rape your nose
lololololololol omfg his breath is abusing my sense of smell......omg he's talking to me
and of all the days on the day after your birthday! he couldn't smell stink some other day? chuh! the nerve of some duttiness...
and when denise is not here...fml.....he's talking to me
nooo! you looked didn't you?
omg pass me a shotgun
yup...it sux big toe...lol
ya but my nose is buried in my scarf
don't talk to him! he'll follow you home!
he got off
whew! your nose thanks him...lol
yes hooray for fresh air
this has got to be one of the best text convo's i've ever had...you're greatness
lol i heart you!
4 comments:
yeah i learned to put on the SUPER MEAN MUG in high school because bums on public transportation have no shame and will stink allll over you. ugh i just had a flashback. this guy smelled like absolute liquor, like he sat in a Jack Daniels bath :(
uuuggggghhhhh..... lol. I can not deal with body odor... or breath odor... or any of it... just ugh... lol. Funny convo, though!! Still lmao @ face gear :-)
sinfulLyo, lol@sat in a jack daniels bath! HILARIOUS
pretty pacino, that's why i kinda miss taking public transit, because you meet the craziest, most interesting people.
lol i hold my breath when i pass by ppl i think smell. before i can even smell them. i just start holding my breath. it's so bad when i'm out folks be like.."stop holding your breath" cause they already know i'm gonna do that shit before we walk past someone.
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